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Ugh.

Posted by Warrickneff - May 11th, 2008


I went to a cottage party on the Ottawa River on Saturday. I brought 4 beers and a bottle of wine, thinking that it would be enough. Clearly, my intoxicated self needed more than that and I ended up helping a couple friends finish what they had left of their beers.

We played beer pong, and we all got about 4 or 5 games each in. Tons of fun. I spilt a bit of wine but all of it ended up on me.

Since there were nine of us and only six sleeping places, three of us peaced and went to another cottage down the road. However, there was no heat and it was a bit chilly. I brought my bag along and used a couple hoodies as blankets and they worked wonderfully.

The next morning, I got woken up by the other group of people barging in and yelling "Wake the fuck up.".
Thanks. Dicks. They all went sally and went to bed at like 11 and then give me shit for wanting to have a good time and partying until 3 or 4. Next time they're running on five hours of sleep and about 15 drinks I'm gonna make their lives living hell for a few hours.

Also, I pulled the trigger and puked before getting in the car for the ride home. Then I was like 30 seconds away from my house, when I had to get them to pull over and puke again. I had made it almost 2 hours in the car and it happens when I can see my damn house.

Happy Mother's Day! I bet she loved seeing me walk in the morning!


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The best nights are invariably ones that involve adventures to find the correct place to sleep.

His other cottage involved stealing his keys (something he fought against), walking there in the pitch black, and traversing a pond. His cottage had flooded and it was surrounded by about 2 feet of water.

We had to roll up our pants and carry over our stuff for like 20-30 feet of 5 degree water. Sucked, but the bed was worth it.

Hey, so what's it like being female?

I enjoyed the confusion it caused Jonas, I think I'll leave it.

Haha. Vagina's are fun I suppose.