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    The Renaissance Mile

    Posted by Warrickneff - April 17th, 2010


    I'm going to try and break the world record for the Renaissance Mile. The current record is 29:09, but I think I can do it in under 20.

    Rules:

    Run 1 mile
    Solve a Rubik's Cube
    Drink a 40oz of Malt Liquor
    Dunk a basketball on a 10' rim.
    Play Chopin's "Minute Waltz"
    Eat a Pint of Ice Cream.

    IN ANY ORDER.

    I would want to solve the cube first, play the piano, dunk the basketball, run the mile, and then eat the ice cream and finish the whole thing off with the 40oz of malt liquor.

    My estimated times :

    Cube : 1:45
    Minute Waltz 1:45
    Dunk a basketball 1:00
    Run a Mile 5:00
    Ice Cream 4:00
    Malt Liquor 2:00

    Giving me a total of around 15:30.

    As of right now, the only hurdle I can foresee is being able to dunk a basketball. I used to be able to in high school but it's been a few years. Piano isn't a problem, neither is the cube. The mile is a joke and so is the food and drink.

    What are your thoughts on a ridiculous accomplishment like this?


    Comments

    I think you should drink the liquor first, video tape the whole event, and post it on newgrounds for the Lulz :)

    There'll be a youtube video going up eventually, probably with some sweet training montages.

    Maybe if I end up doing a couple of these things I'll try different orders. I can't really see the liquor helping but I may do it in that order just for fun.

    Here's a protip, MIX the icecream and liqour, and you're still doing what's on the list in half the time.