I can only imagine what it would be like if something went wrong.

I'm going to try and break the world record for the Renaissance Mile. The current record is 29:09, but I think I can do it in under 20.

Rules:

Run 1 mile
Solve a Rubik's Cube
Drink a 40oz of Malt Liquor
Dunk a basketball on a 10' rim.
Play Chopin's "Minute Waltz"
Eat a Pint of Ice Cream.

IN ANY ORDER.

I would want to solve the cube first, play the piano, dunk the basketball, run the mile, and then eat the ice cream and finish the whole thing off with the 40oz of malt liquor.

My estimated times :

Cube : 1:45
Minute Waltz 1:45
Dunk a basketball 1:00
Run a Mile 5:00
Ice Cream 4:00
Malt Liquor 2:00

Giving me a total of around 15:30.

As of right now, the only hurdle I can foresee is being able to dunk a basketball. I used to be able to in high school but it's been a few years. Piano isn't a problem, neither is the cube. The mile is a joke and so is the food and drink.

What are your thoughts on a ridiculous accomplishment like this?

I'm single now so you can send naked pictures without feeling guilty anymore!

Don't hesitate! I may once again find a girlfriend and you'll feel really bad if you don't take advantage of this amazing experience of letting me ogle your body.

I've been looking forward to this album ever since I heard a teaser for the song 'stylo'.

'stylo' was released on youtube a couple days ago and it is even more than I could have ever imagined.

DAMN THEM FOR NOT ALLOWING EMBEDDING.

Anyways go look it up, I'll see whether the album is any good when it comes out in a week or so.

My favorite songs in the cold season. I'll hit the bars and clubs a lot more towards March once my training ends so I'll probably update this a BUNCH later.

Yeah some songs are gonna be old but I don't often hear new music 'till I club so remembering the songs is tricky as hell.

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I dunno if I heard this version exactly, but I heard A version of this song last November and I haven't been able to find it yet :(
I really hope the DJ wasn't actually mixing and that I'll be able to find the song eventually.

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fav scene - >

For me to start somethin'
Buggin' and barkin' at n***az like i was duck huntin'
Dumbing out, just me and
Cause all we wanna do is...

and the jay-z song came on...
SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN MY SONG!

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I'm going to Loyola lake I guess from Thursday to Sunday.

Anyone know what's good?

I found myself at work using a weed-whacker, when there were all sorts of trails in the grass. I started to cut the grass and I saw a vole come scurrying away.

I felt bad for destroying his home, so I did what he probably wanted the least, and grabbed him. I continued to grab him and then have him jump away for like 3-4 minutes until he got tuckered out.

Once he was tired, he seemed to relax. I could keep him in my closed hands without him struggling, and eventually the little guy stopped huffing and puffing and started to crawl around on me and explore!

When I put my hand near the ground again, he kindof looked around for a few seconds, crawled off slowly, and then waddled towards his (now somewhat destroyed) house while glancing back sort of curiously at me.

I think I'm gonna go back tomorrow and see if he remembers me.

7:02 PM: I'm only going to include photos of myself in forum posts from NOW on.

Don't worry, they will all be relevant. Maybe I'll post a little less for the next bit, but it's not like I'm a mad presence on the forums anyways.

EDIT
7:09 PM
Scratch that. I only lasted 7 minutes. dang i get so carried away.

obligatory photo: